Some of these missions are to destroy medicine. Why do they want to hurt the APR/UFLL much more seriously at enormous risk to my health and for no extra reward? And why do they think I will want to? It can’t be that they’re die-hard UFLL or APR supporters, because my next mission will be against that faction and they will again demand that I take enormous, preposterous detours to commit mass murders. I’m missing something fundamental about the buddy missions. Clint goes to bed and dreams of the game he will make at work the next day. When Clint returns home that night, he finds the man standing in his bedroom, trying to get cellphone reception. A man he’s never seen before, leaning against the wall, announces that he is Clint’s second-best buddy in the world and will one day save his life. Ubisoft’s Clint Hocking walks into a bar. There will now be a short interlude for a joke. The idea of setting up an ambush, Michelle, is that the enemy should get ambushed. If you don’t do this, I will forget you saved my life and phone you up just to insult you.” Then save me because I’ll be in life-threatening danger by then. “Intimidate him, steal the radio, lure the troops through a hostile village by performing a flamboyant jig, then defeat them all while being shot at by two other armies that you would have otherwise easily avoided. So, the UFLL want you to blow up that generator, right? I’ve heard that the police chief’s cousin’s step son is carrying a piece of paper with the location of a magic radio that will summon a whole battallion of enemy troops to your objective, pointlessly making your mission much, much harder for no extra reward. It’s been forty-five seconds since I demanded you cross half the breadth of Africa to hear me say something I could have easily said down the phone. Drive five-hundred miles in the opposite direction, through nine heavily guarded enemy checkpoints, come into my bedroom, and I’ll give you some important information that for some reason I can’t tell you right now, then stand there for six hours wordlessly watching you sleep. Okay, I sense from your silence that your mission is to blow up a generator in the North-West airfield to cripple APR operations in the area. “Hey, I just had a weird tingling in my pituitary gland – did you just accept a mission? If you did, say nothing.

“How’s it going buddy in times like these you need a guy like me man of action okay see you there.”

“Who are you thanks for saving me you look ill you have malaria you should see Reuben at Mike’s bar but let’s leave separately it’ll be faster bye.”

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